Funny thing happened yesterday. I have a friend who is having her first baby and yesterday was her shower. It was at a Church. An actual brick and mortar church. But I couldn’t get in. The doors would not open for me. No one else had this problem, not before I got there or after. Just me.
I’m positive it is just coincidence – but a hilarious one at that.
Also I did not burst into flames, no lightening struck me and no other strange fate befell upon me. Not that anyone actually expected that, right?*
I have been doing some research to help me address some of the questions and statements I have read in the comments of this blog, on my Facebook, and other places where my friends have spammed this blog to their friends. I found this tidbit of genius – I understand it is on a parody site but I really believe rings true and the author brings up valid points.
I am working on the post about going to church today. God willing I will finish it tonight. (see what I did there?)
*It is not an actual belief among Atheists that we will burst into flames upon entering a church but just a joke. Though if it did happen to me I would probably convert if I survived.